Monday, 3 December 2012

F1 2012 - A Golden Year


Recently I gave the 2012 Formula One season some thought and came up with this poem.  I’ve called it ‘A Golden Year.’

Sebastian won the title again but he had to work hard for it!
So the sun sets on 2012: a golden year 
                                                                                                                    
A year where 24 drivers showed no fear
                                                                                              
Travelling around the world in top gear   
                                                                                                     
Hoping to take glory and along the way shed a tear


Unpredictable it was drama all the way    
                                                                                                        
But you need to start at the beginning to have your say 
                                                                              
From March to November, eight winners had their day  
                                                                          
Ultimately it was between two gladiators who had it their way


It started with Button in the land of Oz    
                                                                                                
Showing his skill and smoothness to deliver victory number one
                                                                                  
The storm in Malaysia set the tone              
                                                                                                 
Perez conquered but a victory chance came and gone    
                                                                             
And there was that super Spaniard who delivered in the Sepang zone


China was next and a long drought ended at last  
                                                                                 
Mercedes and Rosberg were too fast    
                                                                                                      
Nico joins the elite in a Shanghai blast  
                                                                                                              
But the team ended the year looking at the past


The show continued in the midst of a desert storm
                                                                                        
Bernie defied the rebels in the Bahrain dorm
                                                                                               
Super Seb show he really does believe
                                                                                                            
F1 leaves Sakhir breathing a huge sigh of relief


Back to Europe and a former giant rise from its sleep
                                                                   
McLaren’s fuel blunder opens the door for a Williams bleep
                                                               
Proud Pastor Maldonado charges to a Barcelona blaze
                                                            
Celebrations turn to horror by a garage fire which left the paddock in a daze


The rich glory of Monaco gives us super six
                                                                                      
Michael rolls back the years with a pole mix
                                                                                              
But it is Webber who keeps his cool
                                                                                                            
And then jumps in the pool


Crazy Canada and it is the turn of Lewis the calm man
                                                                   
Handling the hungry tyres like a Montreal tan
                                                                                              
His girlfriend Nicole was there as his biggest fan
                                                                                                 
Seven from seven into the pan


Time for Valencia and time to have a snooze
                                                                                                 
But this time the streets provided a real booze
                                                                                          
Two failed alternators leave Renault on the run
                                                                                        
And Alonso conquers in the Spanish sun
                                                                                                     
To leave with the lead in the European fun


Time to come home
                                                                                                                                    
The Northamptonshire rain means some were told not to visit the British motorsport dome
        
A dry race allows the Bull to pounce
                                                                                                           
As Aussie Grit takes his second bounce


Rain, rain, rain was the German story
                                                                                                       
But this has nothing to do with a party that is Tory
                                                                         
Fantastic Fernando holds on for more glory
                                                                                                
A demotion for an illegal overtake leads to some Vettel fury


Hungary was a disappointing show
                                                                                                     
Finally Hamilton gets back into the title glow
                                                                                             
The summer break is a blow
                                                                                                                          
But it is a chance to breather and bask in the Olympics


Spa is a place for danger
                                                                                                                  
Grosjean auditions at La Source to be a power ranger
                                                                            
His stupidity though leads to a ban
                                                                                                          
And as Twittergate explodes on Lewis, Jenson charges back into the title plan


The cauldron of Monza is a legend of racing
                                                                                                
A double DNF leaves the champions trailing
                                                                                    
Hamilton takes the honours to make it three in a row
                                                                         
British sport can take another stunning bow


So the start of the Asian leg
                                                                                                                          
A broken gearbox in Singapore means Lewis has to beg
                                                                           
Victory for Vettel leaves him dreaming of Mystic Meg
                                                                        
Alonso still leads but has received a peg


In the land of the Rising Sun
                                                                                                                     
Two in a row means Seb is having fun                                                                                        

Contact with Kimi leaves Fernando in a spin
                                                                                          
Kamui gets an emotional podium but by season’s end, Sauber show him the bin


Korea is full of Gangnam Style
                                                                                                                     
A handsome hat-trick for the Special One
                                                                                                   
His Red Bull chassis is made of sturdy bones
                                                                                     
McLaren’s title challenge ends with a carpet ride


India wasn’t the best race
                                                                                                                       
Vettel’s streak is as tight as a shoe lace
                                                                                                    
Five contenders become three in the chase
                                                                                                                    
Three to go and three in the chase


To Abu Dhabi and the playground of the rich
                                                                                              
A fuel issue leaves the champion in a ditch
                                                                                              
He storms back on raceday to a podium behind the iceman
                                                                  
Kimi comes good – he was always the YES YES YES man!


Yee-haw, Texas brings on the American dream
                                                                                             
A final win for Hamilton before his move to the Merc stream
                                                                     
It is advantage Seb in the title fight
                                                                                                      
However Alonso simply wouldn’t quit


And so to the Brazilian samba that didn’t let us down
                                                                          
Ferrari tried but the Bull held onto both crowns
                                                                                  
Button wins the final battle but Vettel wins the war
                                                                    
Three years running, he had the best car


So that is the end of this story of action
                                                                                                
Young charges rose, new winners joined the circle
                                                                      
Challengers came and went
                                                                                                                          
We said goodbye to a seven-time legend and hello to some new stars


Some who showed bright sparks
                                                                                                          
Others who just cost millions of pounds in crashes
                                                                                
The usual suspects delivered though
                                                                                               
Whether it was through free telemetry or crazy radio responses


This season had it all
                                                                                                                                   
We salute the winners in this golden chapter
                                                                                          
Roll on Melbourne 2013
                                                                                                                                 
For the start of the next chapter to be written

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